Overheard in the Airport

FA: Do you have a boarding pass C (with a huge smile on his face through the whole conversation): Yes FA: Where is your boarding pass? C: I don’t have one FA: Okay, I’ll need your passport C: (hands over Passport, still smiling) FA: Is there luggage in transit? C: Yes FA: Where are your baggage receipts? C: huh? FA: I need the receipts for your checked baggage with the tracking number C: no I don’t have none. FA: Okay then you’re all set